Vulgarity in a king flatters the majority of the nation.
I assume that to prevent illness in later life, you should never have been born at all.
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
Treat a friend as a person who may someday become your enemy; an enemy as a person who may someday become your friend.
Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Telegram inviting Winston Churchill to opening night of Pygmalion. Churchill wired back: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend the second - if there is one.