The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

Rich men without convictions are more dangerous in modern society than poor women without chastity.

Martyrdom is the only path to immortality that requires no talent whatsoever.

Socialism is the same as Communism, only better English.

When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

Poverty blights whole cities; spreads horrible pestilences; strikes dead the very souls of all who come within sight, sound, or smell of it

The 100% American is 99% idiot.