Besides, do any of us understand what we are doing? If we did, would we ever do it?

HIGGINS. Have you no morals, man? DOOLITTLE [unabashed] Cant afford them, Governor. Neither could you if you was as poor as me.

We must all share in the evils of the world or move to another planet.

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn't really hurt.

What is really important in Man is the part of him that we do not understand. Of much of it we are not even conscious, just as we are not normally conscious of keeping up our circulation by our heart-pump, though if we neglect it we die.

Heaven, as conventionally conceived, is a place so inane, so dull, so useless, so miserable that nobody has ever ventured to describe a whole day in heaven, though plenty of people have described a day at the seaside.