Life levels all men. Death reveals the eminent.

But to admire a strong person and to live under that strong person’s thumb are two different things.

When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.

He who has nothing to assert has no style and can have none: he who has something to assert will go as far in power of style as its momentousness and his conviction will carry him

I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.