The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women.

Bible worship, though at its best it may achieve sublimity by keeping its head in the skies, may also make itself both ridiculousand dangerous by having its feet off the ground.

Religion is a good invention in times of stress.

I was told that my diet was so poor that I could not repair the bones that were broken and operated on. So I have just had an Xradiograph taken; and lo! perfectly mended solid bone so beautifully white that I have left instructions that, if I die, a glove stretcher is to be made of me and sent to you as a souvenir

I do not want to make my stomach a graveyard of dead animals.

If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.

Shall I turn up the light for you? No, give me deeper darkness. Money is not made in the light.