The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

When a man of normal habits is ill, everyone hastens to assure him that he is going to recover. When a vegetarian is ill (which fortunately very seldom happens), everyone assures him that he is going to die, and that they told him so, and that it serves him right. They implore him to take at least a little gravy, so as to give himself a chance of lasting out the night

Assassination on the scaffold is the worst form of assassination.

The trouble with the media is that it seems unable to distinguish between the end of the world and a bicycle accident.

The American white relegates the black to the rank of shoeshine boy; and he concludes from this that the black is good for nothing but shining shoes.

What is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.