The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women.

My reputation grows with every failure.

What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?

I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can.

An English army led by an Irish general: that might be a match for a French army led by an Italian general.

Don't waste time collecting other people's autographs; rather devote it to making your own autograph worth collecting.

As I write, there is a craze for what is called psychoanalysis, or the cure of diseases by explaining to the patient what is the matter with him: an excellent plan if you happen to know what is the matter with him, especially when the explanation is that there is nothing the matter with him.