All progress depends on the unreasonable man.

The ideal love affair should be conducted by post.

Nobody can say a word against Greek: it stamps a man at once as an educated gentlemen.

All progress depends on the unreasonable man.

To withhold deserved praise lest it should make its object conceited is as dishonest as to withhold payment of a just debt lest your creditor should spend the money badly.

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.