Keep away from books and from men who get their ideas from books, and your own books will always be fresh.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
All great Truth first starts as Blasphemy.
Oh, well, if you want original conversations, you'd better go and talk to yourself.
Vitality is a woman is a blind fury of creation.
Not everybody is strong enough to endure life without an anesthetic. Drink probably averts more gross crime than it causes.