After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.

We throw the whole drudgery of creation on one sex, and then imply that no female of any delicacy would initiate any effort in that direction.

Unless comedy touches me as well as amuses me, it leaves me with a sense of having wasted my evening. I go to the theatre to be moved to laughter, not to be tickled or bustled into it.

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.

I am a Christian. That obliges me to be a Communist.

Only fools repeat the same things over and over, expecting to obtain different results.

The novelties of one generation are only the resuscitated fashions of the generation before last.