Pasteboard pies and paper flowers are being banished from the stage by the growth of that power of accurate observation which is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it...

All dress is fancy dress, is it not, except our natural skins?

Heartbreak is life educating us.

The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.

Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes

It is not pleasure that makes life worth living. It is life that makes pleasure worth having.