All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.
George Bernard ShawMan is the only animal which esteems itself rich in proportion to the number and voracity of its parasites.
George Bernard ShawThere is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find Englishmen doing it; but you will never find an Englishman in the wrong. He does everything on principle. He fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles; he bullies you on manly principles; he supports his king on loyal principles and cuts off his king's head on republican principles.
George Bernard Shaw