It is not pleasure that makes life worth living. It is life that makes pleasure worth having.

Most people go to their grave with their music inside them.

Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.

The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car.

I shall always be a flower girl to Professor Higgins, because he always treats me as a flower girl, and always will; but I know I can be a lady to you, because you always treat me as a lady, and always will.

All dress is fancy dress, is it not, except our natural skins?

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.