The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.

If you teach a man anything, he will never learn.

The worst cliques are those which consist of one man.

The stock actor is a stage calamity

I claim to be a conscientiously immoral writer.

It would positively be a relief to me to dig Shakespeare up and throw stones at him.

The conversion of Paul was no conversion at all; it was Paul who converted the religion that has raised one man above sin and death.