Though the Life Force supplies us with its own purpose, it has no other brains to work with than those it has painfully and imperfectly evolved in our heads.

This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.

It is in the hour of trial that a man finds his true profession.

What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

When you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with. I gave you eternity in a single moment, strength of the mountains in one clasp of your arms, and the volume of all the seas in one impulse of your soul.