You can easily find people who are ten times as rich at sixty as they were at twenty but not one of them will tell you that they are ten times as happy

If parents would only realize how they bore their children.

A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.

God made the world as an artist and that is why the world must learn from its artists.

And so, to the end of history, murder shall breed murder, always in the name of right and honor and peace, until the gods are tired of blood and create a race that can understand.

Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another if it is not done.

Oh, well, if you want original conversations, you'd better go and talk to yourself.