Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.

You see things and you say, 'Why?'. But I dream things and I say, 'Why not?'.

It is assumed that the woman must wait, motionless, until she is wooed. That is how the spider waits for the fly.

You know, Tolstoy, like myself, wasn't taken in by superstitions like science and medicine.

A man has no business to marry a woman who can't make him miserable. It means she can't make him happy.

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.

You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you had lost something.