There is nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school.

He said that private practice in medicine ought to be put down by law. When I asked him why, he said that private doctors were ignorant licensed murders.

Oh, come! That boot is on the other leg. Why should you call me to account for eating decently? If I battened on the scorched corpses of animals, you might well ask me why I did that

Truth telling is not compatible with the defence of the realm.

I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Even under the most perfect Social Democracy we should, without Communism, still be living like hogs, except that each hog would get his fair share of grub.... Whilst we are hogs, let us at least be well-fed, healthy, reciprocally useful hogs, instead of--well, instead of the sort we are at present.