Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

The buried truth germinates and breaks through to the light.

The shot Irishmen will now take their places beside Emmet and the Manchester Martyrs in Ireland, and beside the heroes of Poland and Sérbia and Belgium in Europe; and nothing in heaven or earth can prevent it.

The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

The ideal love affair should be conducted by post.

Every drunken skipper trusts to Providence. But one of the ways of Providence with drunken skippers is to run them on the rocks.