I don't. I look my age; and I am my age. It is the other people who look older than they are. What can you expect from people who eat corpses and drink spirits?

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking, and getting well hammered yourself.

A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.

The theory that music has a depraving effect on morals has now been abandoned to the old women of both sexes.

The whole strength of England lies in the fact that the enormous majority of the English people are snobs.

Oh, come! That boot is on the other leg. Why should you call me to account for eating decently? If I battened on the scorched corpses of animals, you might well ask me why I did that

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.