You see things and you say, 'Why?'. But I dream things and I say, 'Why not?'.

For four wicked centuries the world has dreamed this foolish dream of efficiency; and the end is not yet. But the end will come.

The public want actresses, because they think all actresses bad. They don't want music or poetry because they know that both are good. So actors and actresses thrive and poets and composers starve.

The educated man is a greater nuisance than the uneducated one.

Custom will reconcile people to any atrocity, and fashion will drive them to acquire any custom.

I don't want to talk grammar. I want to talk like a lady.

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.