You see things and you say, 'Why?'. But I dream things and I say, 'Why not?'.

When commenting on the turmoil and disorder of the world, If the other planets are inhabited, they must be using this earth as their insane asylum.

If you can say a thing with one stroke, unanswerably you have style; if not, you are at best a marchande de plaisir; a decorative litt

I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.

There is a disease to which plays as well as men become liable with advancing years. In men it is called doting, in plays dating.The more topical the play the more it dates.

[Man] progresses in all things by making a fool of himself.

Poverty doesn't bring unhappiness; it brings degradation.