Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

I was taught when I was young that if people would only love one another, all would be well with the world. I found when I tried to put that into practice, not only were other people seldom lovable but I wasn't very lovable myself.

I have never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from other men. There is not much harm in a lion. He has no ideals, no religion, no politics, no chivalry, no gentility; in short, no reason for destroying anything that he does not want to eat

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

There is only one person an English girl hates more than she hates her elder sister; and that is her mother.

A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out.