Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

Nature holds no brief for the human experiment; it must stand or fall by its results.

As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination.

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage with them, as English profanity, except in America, has not gone beyond a limited technology of perdition.

HIGGINS. Have you no morals, man? DOOLITTLE [unabashed] Cant afford them, Governor. Neither could you if you was as poor as me.