The joy in life is to be used for a purpose. I want to be used up when I die.

It would positively be a relief to me to dig Shakespeare up and throw stones at him.

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

There are scores of thousands of human insects who are ready at a moment's notice to reveal the Will of God on every possible subject

Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.

Idiots are always in favour of inequality of income (their only chance of eminence), and the really great in favour of equality.