The joy in life is to be used for a purpose. I want to be used up when I die.

Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about women.

Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.

The only sensible person is my tailor. He measures me anew each time he sees me.

Democracy is a word all public men use and none understand.

God has given us a world that nothing but our own folly keeps from being a paradise.