The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.
I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.
The vilest abortionist is he who attempts to mould a child's character.
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
I must have been an insufferable child; all children are.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.