You practically do not use semicolons at all. This is a symptom of mental defectiveness, probably induced by camp life.

There are only two classes in good society in England: the equestrian classes and the neurotic classes.

Shall I turn up the light for you? No, give me deeper darkness. Money is not made in the light.

Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it.

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.

During the last considerable epidemic at the turn of the century, I was a member of the Health Committee of London Borough Council, and I learned how the credit of vaccination is kept up statistically by diagnosing all the revaccinated cases (of smallpox) as pustular eczema, varioloid or what not---except smallpox.

A vegetarian is not a person who lives on vegetables, any more than a Catholic is a person who lives on cats.