He looks like a greyhound, but he runs like a bus.

A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that.

My problems are all behind me!

I used to be a mad hitter. And then I learned the longer you wait out the ball, the better you see it. And the better you see it, the harder you hit it. And the harder you hit it, the higher your average is going to be. And the higher your average is, the more money you're going to make.

I could have played another year, but I would have been playing for the money, and baseball deserves better than that.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

I was scared everyday I put on the uniform.