I'm only two years older than Brad Pitt, but I look a lot older, which used to greatly frustrate me. It doesn't anymore. I don't have to fit into that category and get trounced by Tom Cruise and Brad.

Peace is a fulltime job. It's protecting civilians, overseeing elections, and disarming ex-combatants. Peace, like war, must be waged.

I would vote for Johnny Depp. We could use a president that could swashbuckle.

For me the definition of a patriot is someone who is willing to constantly question the government; that’s what separates us from other countries.

I don't mind what they say as long as they're not being mean.

But I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, which is being dead. So I'll take getting older.

I didn't have time. I was too busy breaking up Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's marriage. (on rumours he was responsible for Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt's break-up)