Without question, I wake every night five times.

I'm not completely against khakis. It's just the level that you have to wear them. The higher you pull them, then more excruciating it is.

If you’re in the room, you've grabbed the brass ring. You are all winners.

At some point in our lifetime, gay marriage won't be an issue, and everyone who stood against this civil right will look as outdated as George Wallace standing on the school steps keeping James Hood from entering the University of Alabama because he was black.

Stage actors look down on movie actors, movie actors look down on TV actors, and TV actors look down on... mass murderers.

I'm the least metrosexual cat you've ever met. I've never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I've cut my own hair longer than other people have cut my hair.

I think the reason why a lot of young people are such screw ups... is oftentimes they didn't have the luxury I had of forming important relationships and opinions and life experiences before having success.