Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

We're picking on people we can beat.

I had my Aunt Rosie, who was famous and then not, so I got a lesson in fame early on. And I understood how little it has to do with you. And also how you could use it.

Failures are infinitely more instructive than successes.

The only failure is not to try.

Over the years, over the history of our country, liberals have stood on many of the right sides of the issues.

The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get a laugh. Really early. Because my mother and father are funny.