I've been my most happy and my most unhappy in relationships. I have family and friends and people I care very much about. I've got a really, really, really good life.
George ClooneyEven the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.
George ClooneyIf I had been with all the women that I was said to have been with, I wouldn't have had the time to shoot a single movie!
George ClooneyI've been in relationships where I've felt terribly alone. Just because you're with someone, it doesn't mean you're happy.
George Clooney