I rarely tell anybody what they should be doing with their life.

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents.

I didn't have time. I was too busy breaking up Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman's marriage. (on rumours he was responsible for Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt's break-up)

After a while, you just want transportation, and things like cool cars or motorcycles are all about getting attention. I get all the attention I could ever need, so I kind of like being in a minivan and people not paying so much attention to me.

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.

Shutting down the government is not how you make government work.

The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get a laugh. Really early. Because my mother and father are funny.