There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theatre actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on.

Whatever anybody believes as long as it doesn't hurt anybody else, it's fair enough, and works, and I think, is real, and matters. I don't happen to have those beliefs, as much, you know, I don't believe in those things.

I find that as you get older, you start to simplify things in general.

Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.

My father ran for Congress in 2004, and I got a sense that there is no way to achieve much success without a certain amount of compromise.

If you’re in the room, you've grabbed the brass ring. You are all winners.

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.