It's possible for me to make a bad movie out of a good script, but I can't make a good movie from a bad script.

Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.

You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark, and I'm there now.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

I certainly direct with confidence even if I'm not confident. I learned early on as an actor that confidence can be faked, and it's not always a terrible thing to do. A lot of times if people feel you're confident, then they're confident.

I can't give you 150 takes. I can't even give you 30 different ways of doing it! I don't have the talent or the range for it.

We're always going to be a society that's going to slow down and look at the wreck on the side if the road if there is one. We're always going to do that because it's still fascinating and it's human nature.