It is not lost on me that I'm spending my honeymoon at Comic Con.

I can't give you 150 takes. I can't even give you 30 different ways of doing it! I don't have the talent or the range for it.

The only failure is not to try.

I am the least qualified person to comment on anyone playing the role of Batman since I so terribly destroyed the part.

I enjoy going on motorcycle trips and stopping in small towns and enjoying drinks with the locals.

In 2003 I was saying, where are the ties [between Iraq] and al-Qaida? Where are the ties to 9/11? I knew it; where the f**k were these Democrats who said, 'We were misled'? That's the kind of thing that drives me crazy: 'We were misled.' F**k you, you weren't misled. You were afraid of being called unpatriotic.

I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him.