I've always been an optimist.

The directors are always sharp. It's true.

Having 'Oscar winner' on your tombstone is a great thing.

The hardest thing is trying not to correct everything on the Internet. It'd be night and day - wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So you just have to say, All right, I'll take it, bring it on.

Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.

The owner of a local cannabis café told reporters George Clooney was no stranger there.

I'm not quite sure what the santicity of marriage is.