Love trumps hate. Courage loves fear. Right always trumps wrong.

If you want to protect yourself as an actor, always work with good people

If you don't drink coffee, I am suspicious of your character and will not invite you to my Italian lake home.

I am the least qualified person to comment on anyone playing the role of Batman since I so terribly destroyed the part.

Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier.

At some point in our lifetime, gay marriage won't be an issue, and everyone who stood against this civil right will look as outdated as George Wallace standing on the school steps keeping James Hood from entering the University of Alabama because he was black.

Bush, Sharon, Blair and Rice are names that history will damn.