Some people use half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it.

In New York City, the common bats fly only at twilight. Brick-bats fly at all hours.

Some people have a peculiar faculty for denying facts.

Some people use half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it.

If you woo the company of the angels in your waking hours, they will be sure to come to you in your sleep.

One of the very best of all earthly possessions is self-possession.

Some men's ugliness is hard to beat.