The wretcheder one is, the more one smokes; and the more one smokes, the wretcheder one gets-a vicious circle.

The best years of a man's life are after he is forty. A man at forty has ceased to hunt the moon.

Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners.

Happiness is like time and space-we make and measure it ourselves; it is as fancy, as big, as little, as you please, just a thing of contrasts and comparisons.

An apple is an excellent thing -- until you have tried a peach.

A little work, a little play, To keep us going - and so, good-day!

The wretcheder one is, the more one smokes; and the more one smokes, the wretcheder one gets-a vicious circle.