The beauty of a lovely woman is like music.
Jews are not fit for Heaven, but on earth they are most useful.
Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
Poetry and art and knowledge are sacred and pure.
Society never made the preposterous demand that a man should think as much about his own qualifications for making a charming girl happy as he thinks of hers for making himself happy.
Primary (the LDS Church's Sunday school for children) is where you go to do with somebody else's mother the things you would do with your own mother if she weren't so busy teaching Primary.