The shortest pleasures are the sweetest.

It is a maxim that man and wife should never have it in their power to hang one another.

Like hungry guests, a sitting audience looks / Plays are like suppers; poets are the cooks / The founder's you; the table is this place / The carvers we; the prologue is the grace / Each act a course, each scene, a different dish.

Do you think a woman's silence can be natural?

How a little love and good company improves a woman.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

A good husband makes a good wife at any time.