When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.

'Tis a strange thing, Sam, that among us people can't agree the whole week, because they go different ways upon Sundays.

Tis the greatest misfortune in nature for a woman to want a confidant.

Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

There is no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.

Spite of all modesty, a man must own a pleasure in the hearing of his praise.