It is a maxim that man and wife should never have it in their power to hang one another.

Women are like pictures: of no value in the hands of a fool till he hears men of sense bid high for the purchase.

Tis the greatest misfortune in nature for a woman to want a confidant.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

Poetry's a mere drug, Sir.

There is no scandal like rags, nor any crime so shameful as poverty.

False love is only blinder.