I'm working for the Lord, and even though the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is.

Don't let any opportunity lead you away from serving God. That's a price that's too high to pay.

A Jack Russell terrier? My god. He'll burn you up. They never stop. A German shepherd, you can only go so many miles.

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.

If you want it, leave your excuses behind and come and get it

The Internal Revenue Service is the real undefeated heavyweight champion.

Sonny Liston stood up to me and actually made me give ground. No one has ever done that to me before or since.