It's clear enough that there was substantial fraud in Ohio, thus delivering the Electoral College vote for President Bush.

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.

It can be said, truly said, that the Iraqi resistance is not just defending Iraq. They are defending all the Arabs and they are defending all the people of the world against American hegemony....It's not the Muslims who are sick. It's Bush and Blair and Berlusconi who are sick. It's not the Muslims who need to be cured. It's the imperialist countries that need to be cured.

Even if you only counted the votes that actually made it through the hoops in order to be cast, the president was really Al Gore.

Christianity doesn't come into it. George Bush and Tony Blair are not Christians. Religious people believe in the prophets, peace be upon them. Bush believes in the profits and how to get a piece of them. So don't ever confuse this with a war of civilizations.

It is only losers that are prosecuted.

They say that politics is show business for ugly people, but as I always crack, what would I know about that? I like a challenge