It can be said, truly said, that the Iraqi resistance is not just defending Iraq. They are defending all the Arabs and they are defending all the people of the world against American hegemony....It's not the Muslims who are sick. It's Bush and Blair and Berlusconi who are sick. It's not the Muslims who need to be cured. It's the imperialist countries that need to be cured.

It is only losers that are prosecuted.

Hezbollah has never been a terrorist organisation!

Even if you only counted the votes that actually made it through the hoops in order to be cast, the president was really Al Gore.

It's clear enough that there was substantial fraud in Ohio, thus delivering the Electoral College vote for President Bush.

Yes, I did support the Soviet Union, and I think the disappearance of the Soviet Union is the biggest catastrophe of my life.

A small man intoxicated by being allowed to run around with the big, aggressive, powerful boys after so many years as a corduroy-clad peacenik.