The thing I miss about Air Force One is they don't lose my luggage.

A campaign is a disagreement, and disagreements divide. But an election is a decision, and decisions clear the way for harmony and peace. I mean to be president of all the people.

Our stewardship of the Earth is brief. We owe it to those who follow to keep that in perspective, to be responsible passengers along the way.

We're going to keep trying to strengthen the American family, to make them more like the Waltons and less like the Simpsons.

Study hard; and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money as your dog.

Let's forgive the Nazi war criminals.

Don't confuse being 'soft' with seeing the other guy's point of view.