I'm not trying to get myself up a notch on the ladder by shoving somebody else down on the ladder, whether it's a candidate or the president of the United States or anybody else. I just don't believe that's the way one oughta campaign, I've never done that.

Study hard; and you might grow up to be President. But let's face it: Even then, you'll never make as much money as your dog.

What's wrong with being a boring kind of guy?

The thing I miss about Air Force One is they don't lose my luggage.

A campaign is a disagreement, and disagreements divide. But an election is a decision, and decisions clear the way for harmony and peace. I mean to be president of all the people.

I have a form of Parkinson's disease, which I don't like. My legs don't move when my brain tells them to. It's very frustrating.

I think I'd be a better president because I was in combat.