I've been in the sun most of my life. I've gone to skin doctors and they'll say to you, 'We should remove this because it's pre-cancerous,' and I'll say, 'Explain pre-cancerous to me.' I'll listen for about twenty minutes and I'll say excuse me, 'Is pre-cancerous like pre-dead? So you're saying it could turn into cancer but it's not cancer?'

It's always amazing to me the idiosyncrasies people end up disliking others for.

While I put forth the suntan and the teeth and the cavalier attitude, I've survived under the worst of eras and times, and I've always had a good time doing it, because I never really took myself seriously, nor did I take life seriously because it is already terribly serious.

Shay Given almost single-handedly won the match for Newcastle against Everton, although obviously he didn't score the goals

When you hear Treat's [ Williams] doing a movie, or you'd like to work with Treat again, you hope the script is good. And then you find out the script is good. You go and you do it for the fun of it. And you feel like you can be proud of something.

The eiderdown of this 2-0 lead is a lot more comfortable than the blanket of 1-0.

When people realize you're not the stuffed shirt they think you are it's such a relief and you have people who really like to be around you.