There's so many characters they [studios] are not letting me play. And I thought, "Why don't you just go produce it yourself?".

When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one.

Treat [Williams] and I have remained sort of like war buddies. He's a good guy. It doesn't matter who is the wingman, you just know that you work good together.

I went in to play the most corrupt politician I could possibly think of [in "The Congressman"] and to do it with a certain kind of charm.

Woody [Allen] is a fascinating character to be around. You don't really know what he's going to want. You're on your toes, but you're on your heels too, if you know what I mean.

Women don't like men who know they're good looking. They'd much prefer a man who doesn't know he's good looking.

Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear