It's easier to hurt someone and make them cry, than it is to dry their eyes.

The response that comes from chanting is in the form of bliss, or spiritual happiness, which is a much higher taste than any happiness found here in the material world. That's why I say that the more you do it, the more you don't want to stop, because it feels so nice and peaceful.

We're God too but we don't realise it.

I'm sick of all these young people just boogeying around, wasting their lives, you know.

Heaven and hell is right now, right at this moment. You make it heaven or you make it hell by your actions.

While everybody else was going mad, we were actually the sanest people in the whole thing.

Anyway, there is one thing I have learned and that is not to dress uncomfortably, in styles which hurt: winklepicker shoes that cripple your feet and tight pants that squash your balls. Indian clothes are better.