I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

It's being here now that's important. There's no past and there's no future. Time is a very misleading thing. All there is ever, is the now. We can gain experience from the past, but we can't relive it; and we can hope for the future, but we don't know if there is one.

There's this morbid side to the way many represent Christianity today, where you don't smile, because it's too serious, and you can't expect to see God - that kind of stuff. If there is God, we must see Him, and I don't believe in the idea you find in most churches, where they say, "No, you're not going to see Him. He's way up above you. Just believe what we tell you and shut up."

There's a fire that burns away the lies, manifesting in the spiritual eye.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Krishna is God, and by chanting His Holy Names, the devotee quickly develops God-consciousness.

It's easier to hurt someone and make them cry, than it is to dry their eyes.