The nicest thing is to open the newspapers and not to find yourself in them.

I'm a person who's trying to live within divine law, to the best and it's very hard because it's self-discipline, because the more you realise, the more you've got to get yourself straight, so it's hard, you know. I'm trying and there are a lot of people who are trying, even people who are not conscious that they are doing it, but they are really doing things for the good, or just to be happy or whatever.

I didn't notice him coming, but he didn't seem to be looking for an autograph signature

Rap music is just computerised crap. I listen to Top of the Pops and after three songs I feel like killing someone.

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so if you can get to a man's spirit soul by eating, and it works, why not do it? There's nothing better than having been chanting and dancing, or just sitting and talking philosophy, and then suddenly the devotees bring out the prasadam. It's a blessing from Krishna, and it's spiritually important.

If your dog should be dead, I'm gonna love you instead.

Everything else can wait, but the search for God cannot wait.