There's a point in me where it's beyond sad, seeing the state of the world today. It's so screwed up. It's terrible, and it will be getting worse and worse. More concrete everywhere, more pollution, more radioactivity. There's no wilderness left, no pure air. They're chopping the forests down. They're polluting all the oceans.

Show me that I m everywhere and get me home for tea.

People are simply screwing up when they go out and buy beef steak, which is killing them with cancer and heart troubles. The stuff costs a fortune too. You could feed a thousand people with lentil soup for the cost of half a dozen filets. Does that make sense?

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street; if you try to sit, I'll tax your seat; if you get too cold, I'll tax the heat; if you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

The purpose of life is to find out 'Who am I?', 'Why am I here?' and 'Where am I going?'

You've got as many lives as you like, and more, even ones you don't want.

Everybody is worried about dying, but the cause of death is birth, so if you don't want to die, you don't get born!